“Police horse punched as county fair descends into mass brawl”

Rising temperatures
Rising tempers
Dust up nostrils & noses,

Haunches swung
Beer spilled,
Punches swung.

“Maximus is recovering by
running around his pasture and
eating alfalfa [. . .] and

Maximus is still committed to
serving justice and will not be
dissuaded in his efforts.”

Way to put words
In the gift horse’s
Mouth.